There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~Ben Williams
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler
I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying. ~George Bird Evans
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why. ~Author Unknown
I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands. When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but I never say naught thereat. For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes, but never a friend like that. ~W. Dayton Wedgefarth
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. ~Corey Ford
A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. ~John Holmes
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's. ~Mark Twain
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog. ~Edward Hoagland
Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, and all the Virtues of Man, without his Vices. This Praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just tribute to the Memory of Boatswain, a Dog. ~George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Inscription on the Monument of a Newfoundland Dog"
A man may smile and bid you hail
Yet wish you to the devil;
But when a good dog wags his tail,
You know he's on the level.
~Author Unknown
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. ~Christopher Morley
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. ~Author Unknown
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~Andy Rooney
If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise. ~Author Unknown
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. ~Woodrow Wilson
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring — it was peace. ~Milan Kundera
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. ~Josh Billings
A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours. ~Author Unknown
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? ~Robert Brault
This one is my favorite:
My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am. ~Author Unknown